I recently got this in the mail. Seems legit dontchathink?

What boggles the mind is that, in this age of our eternal email/text/twitter deluge, someone would go to the trouble of still producing paper-based spam like this. And not just paper-based, but with an elegantly penned signature as well. It almost makes me feel like responding…

Is that perhaps its ploy, it’s way of getting under my skin? It’s almost as if it is expressly designed to be luxury spam – hand made – the Louis Vuitton of spam. And if so then, of course, the Hermes of spam would be if it were entirely hand written.