Man, Kanye West is right. Hip Hop is producing that crack music nigga. The best songs, the best videos, the best pop. How can Jessica Simpson even hope to compete with LaZee for pure wildness?

Here’s some hot hiphop/urban/pop videos to burn your bandwidth on.

First up Swedish(!) rapper[1] LaZee with his blinged out gangster roll on Rock Away. This has to be one of the visually busiest videos in a long time.

LaZee – Rock Away

When it comes to jumping pop you can always rely on Pharrell[2] and his bro’s in N.E.R.D. The first single from their new album, entitled Everyone Nose, wins three awards: best sweaty club night video, best use of the word a-tchoo in a pop song and best frickin song about cocaine in the history of the world. The video will make you wish that you were young again, when you used to wake up at 11 on a Friday night and fall around in a messy club until dawn.

N.E.R.D. – Everyone Nose

The last video is a breakout track from UK urban types Sway feat. Stush. It’s called F ur X (say it phonetically) and is amazing for the pure speed of the delivery.

Sway feat. Stush – F ur X

Jonas Brothers, the ball is in your court. Choke on it.