I spit fire at Samsung

May 28th, 2007

Yeeaaargh!! I hate Samsung so much right now! I hate Samsung so much right now! Aaaarch!

I’ve been the proud owner of a Samsung D900 for a couple of months now and have somehow convinced myself that the beautiful industrial design[1] made up for the poorly designed user interface[2].

But now the fucking crap software that Shamshung choose to ship with it (PC Studio 3) simply refuses to download any photos from the fucker.

And how’s this for an error message:

Phone Error

That’s it! Fucking phone error! No error code, no entry in Windows Event Viewer, not even a frickin’ text log file.

So I did the right thing, I upgraded from version 3.0.1 to 3.1.1 and duely tried again. Phone Error.
I switched to the Bluetooth connection rather than USB): Phone Error.
I uninstalled and re-installed 3.0.1 and switched to Bluetooth: Phone Error.
I trawled the GSM forums proposed by Google: Phone Error.
You get the idea.

I’ve written a serious amount of software over the last 8 years and can confidently say that good error logging is not hard to do. This is totally inexcusable and shit!

I’m seriously contemplating selling it and going back to a Nokia – despite the bad rep. that the Symbian OS has been developing in more recent models.

There’s only one thing left to do for me to exact revenge on Samsung en masse – unleash my mad The Gimp skillz!

Samsung Must Diee!

If all the bad karma captured in the above image doesn’t make their worldwide sales drop almost instantly I would be very surprised.
I shall sit back and wait for the cautionary announcement on their next quarter profits.

hmmm… why do I not feel any better?

[1] Which really is excellent – especially the slide action.
[2] Which requires up to 4 button presses to send a text message.

Condorcet -> Rove -> ?

May 24th, 2007
I don’t know shit about the theory of economics, or politics for that matter – but here goes…

I’m currently reading a book(!)[1]Dr. Strangelove’s Game – that offers a history of the major figures in the development of the science of Economics.
One of these, the Marquis de Condorcet, was a minor French aristocrat and peer of Adam Smith, whose major contribution to the then-nebulous science of economics/statistics/calculus is known as the Condorcet method.

Marquis de Condorcet

The Condorcet method is an approach to elections that attempts to produce the result that is most representative of the wishes of the voting population as a whole. Condorcet developed it in response to the Voting paradox, which he also first identified.

In short, the paradox describes a situation in which the behaviour of individual voters can skew the results of an election away from the majority vote. The full detail of the paradox is worth reading, but there is only one aspect of it that is relevant here – so I will ignore the wider problem statement.

I will now proceed to hang myself with the just-enough rope provided by my tenuous grasp of what-the-fuck-this-dude-is-on-about.

Consider an election where three candidates are standing for election: Bush, Obama and Krazy Pete. And let’s let three classes of voters show a preference for these candidates as follows:

Voter Hot Lukewarm Hate
Conservative Bush Obama Krazy Pete
Moderate Obama Bush Krazy Pete
Liberal Krazy Pete Obama Bush

In this scenario there is no clear winner in a simple majority rule; all three candidates have one supporter in a one-choice-only election. And in a rank-your-favourites election the first two candidates draw level while Krazy Pete loses out. The Voting paradox, from here, goes into a lot of detail about how one of the voters could now cause the result to be skewed etc. but what I am interested in is this:

Condorcet’s paradox illustrates that the person who can reduce alternatives can essentially guide the election. For example, if [the Conservatives] and [the Moderates] choose their preferred candidates ([Bush] and [Obama] respectively), and if [the Liberals] were willing to drop their vote for [Krazy Pete] – who is going to lose anyway, then [the Liberals] can choose between either [Bush] or [Obama] – and become the agenda-setter.

To state this more simply, the voter who is willing to give up his first choice can effectively override the choices made by the other two voters.

This brings me to my point – Karl Rove.

The Thinker?

Karl Rove is generally credited with winning the 2000 and (especially) the 2004 elections for GW Bush. He did this by pursuing a relentless ‘divide and conquer’ strategy.
His approach was to slice up the demographic of the electorate into minute groupings based on issues that voters were willing to override their common sense for and then to target them aggresively to swing the vote.
For example, he would find a micro-segment of the electorate who generally preferred John Kerry, but who could be radically mobilized on the issue of the teaching of intelligent design in schools. He then targets them and pushes this one issue so hard that the targeted voters would willingly give up their general preference for John Kerry and vote *sigh* Bush.
If you can, for a given segment of the voting population, find an issue that would cause them to drop their first choice and settle for the alternative that you offer you can use this small segment of voters to override the decision made by the voting population as a whole[2].

It’s brilliant – and a powerful example of the weakness exposed in just about all electoral systems by Condorcet’s paradox.

Of course in the 2006 mid-term elections this strategy just wasn’t strong enough to overcome the horrible bungle that the Bush administration had made of the war in Iraq and Rove had his ass handed to him.

But this doesn’t mean that the tactic won’t work again in 2008 – the question is who will use it and against whom.

At the moment all the candidates[3] are, naturally, keeping to the high ground and not wanting to start slinging mud around. But I’m willing to bet that Giuliani wouldn’t mind finding the but-he’s-a-black-man or but-she’s-a-woman groups and riding their swing votes into the oval office.

*

As an aside, we don’t see these sorts of tactics used in South African politics – why?
Firstly because the South African political landscape is dominated by an overwhelming majority for the ANC – which means that small groups have no chance of influencing the outcome. And secondly because the tools of communicating political messages to small groups isn’t nearly as advanced as in the US where television ads on local stations can target audiences by city, by age group, by class(financial position) – radical.

[1] The first one that I’m not just picking up and dropping after a chapter or two this year.
[2] A similar, but reversed, situation occurred in 2000 when Al Gore couldn’t convince Ralph Nader’s supporters to drop their support for Nader in favour of himself based on their common loathing of Bush.
[3] Whether in primary elections or already posturing for the main event.

Spotless

May 18th, 2007

Prozac celebrated(!) its 20th birthday recently. The world’s first[1] superstar drug arrived on the golden shores of our minds in 1987 – the year Bon Jovi made it big with Livin’ on Prayer. I can’t think of a better companion piece[2].

P-zac

In 2001 Prozac alone brought in $2.7 billion for Eli Lily & Co. The mega success of this drug and successor blockbusters allowed big pharma to go from geek-street types who marketed to doctors with paperweights and golf umbrellas to hight street lifestyle vendors who market to consumers directly on prime time television. And the transition has been telling. Eli Lily no longer bother developing drugs that they do not believe will realise at least $500 million in annual sales.
The following is from BusinessWeek in 2001 (which also contains the above figures)

Says Mara Goldstein, an analyst with CIBC World Markets: “Sometimes products look good on paper, but they don’t turn out that way in reality.” In 1998, for instance, the company launched Evista–which can prevent and reverse osteoporosis in older women–in the hopes that it would become an overnight success. But first-year sales came to a less-than-spectacular $144 million. Why? Taurel says it was harder than expected to convince women to buy the drug before they have symptoms of the degenerative bone disease. But after Lilly tweaked its marketing effort, the drug took off, with sales expected to top $700 million this year. It is a blockbuster after all.

Prozac changed the game on better living through chemistry. Medication has become a personal choice and we are embracing its promise to bathe our neurons and genitals in a soft golden light.
I myself have a chronic prescription for a mood stabilizer – Lamictogrine, marketed as Lamictin in South Africa. The dose that I’ve been prescribed (50mg) is apparently just about the threshold dose(placebo?) – but my life is better through chemistry. In my case I don’t feel dependant on it for my ability to function – but I am concerned that I’m becoming fearful of not having it. What if something happens? In some small way I’ve become afraid of being scared of my brain without its medication.
But that’s a topic for a different post. This is about the evolution of big pharmaceutical companies into lifestyle giants and their bitches, pharma-ho’ doctors.

classic Adbusters

The Guardian has a look at 20 years of happiness in Eternal Sunshine. From this article there is one paragraph in particular that blew my mind

Enter liquid Prozac in peppermint flavour. In the US, a survey of drug companies found that between 1995 and 1999, use of Prozac-like drugs for children aged seven to 12 increased by 151 per cent, and in those aged under six by 580 per cent. In 2004, children aged five and under were America’s fastest-growing segment of the non-adult population using antidepressants. ‘Selective mutism’ (fear of speaking in social situations) is one affliction common in preschoolers and has been treated with Prozac.

Peppermint Prozac – could it be any simpler[3]?

But of course I shouldn’t be surprised in the least at Peppermint Prozac. Jonathan Franzen sees the truth in The Corrections

Golden sunlight fell across the blankets in her windowless room.

[1] That other pharma-juggernaut, Viagra, only became available in 1998.
[2] Except, of course, for Van Halen’s Jump! But that was 1984.
[3] It’s also available in chewable tablet form for that on-the-go bliss.

Blingee

May 11th, 2007

This is the most illin’ thing I’ve seen in some time!
It’s Blingee and it deserves to be the next viral hit, because it is off the chain, the hook and the charts[1]!

Simply, it’s a web-based tool for pimping your photos and it is raw!

It makes me feel all raw and serious to bling my photos like this, so send this link (featuring my mighty, pimped viz) along to all of yo crew and rate the party girl!

Seriously, it’s a great idea and they deserve all the money they get for it.

Now if only I could look like this guy.

baby boy yoy stay on my mind

[1] to paraphrase Strong Bad

Obama luv Web 2.0

May 10th, 2007

The 2008 US Presidential campaign is gonna rock!

In the words of Dolomite (via Busta Rhymes)

Oh yes, there’s gonna be a lot more money.
Yes a lot more money than before.[...]
Yes more bitches than before. There’ll be more bitches, more and more and more.

And, of course, this time around each candidates is on web 2.0 – blogs, MySpace, YouTube, Second Life and, yes, Twitter[1].
Barak Obama has been on Twitter[2] all of a week and a half.

So what exactly is Senator Obama doing right now?

hmm… I wonder what Barak is doing right about now?

Thinking we can cut oil consumption by 2.5 million barrels of oil per day and take 50 million cars’ worth of pollution off the road by 2020

Oooh Sen. Obam – I was wondering whether I should have my hair cut this week or whether it would be OK to leave it for another weeek, but what you’re doing right now seems a lot kooler. Yay for cuts in oil consumption!

Please. Does anyone fall for that whole ‘I’m a presidential candidate but in between addressing large crowds I still find time to blog’ nonsense?

[1] I must admit that what I do like about Twitter is how well represented China/Japan is – I can’t read half of the entries on the starter page.
Not great for Twitter from a usability point of view, but it does relieve the US overload that the rest of the web always seems to have.
[2] from what I can tell

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